You might be a music nerd

You might be a music nerd if…

you give a teenager a ride home and he says, “Whoa! Your stereo is really bright!” and it takes you a minute before you realize he’s talking about the back-lit screen, not the equalization.
you judge others by how they wind their instrument and mic cables.
you pay two times what you need to for Monster cables even though the difference is barely noticeable.
you judge anyone with a stereo with attached speakers.
you are annoyed by “kids today” and their obsession with bass and subwoofers.
you much prefer boosting the mids when you even decide to use the equalizer at all.
you hate when you have to do an album review and all they give you is 128kbps mp3s and when you ask for a hard copy they just burn those mp3s as a CD.

Hey, check me out. Telling jokes that are true about me that nobody else will get. What else is new?

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Josh Mock: Getting irate about music, culture, faith and technology. Since 1984.